I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

This has to feel SO good

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They told the office no one was allowed to “quiet quit” so he hired a band and blasted off like buzz light year 🫡

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shrimps is bugs

the “ok smart guy YOU take a crack at it” picture is quite literally one of the funniest things to ever come out of the internet

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unrivalled

Choose Your Own Post

call my girl the bit the way I'm...

(DEDICATED SOUL) committed to her :)
(MISCHIEVOUS SOUL) chomping at her >:3

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love getting normal texts from my gf

when a female singer in the early 2000s would say middle fingers in the air.. you would sit the fuck down and listen


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Anonymous asked:

would you fuck any of the cookies from cookie run

dailyfoodlovers:

Can you shut the fuck up for even a second of your life

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

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My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

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Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

walking 30 minutes just to suck dick call me the horseless headman

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